Sunday, August 19, 2012

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

This novel is by Seth Green. He wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It had 396 pages. Within those pages are three parts: when he was a boy, when he was mainly a.vampire hunter, and when he was the President of the United States. He had two major loves Anne and Mary-Todd.

BOY

Lincoln killed his first vampire at 7. He then went without food for the next two weeks as his family ate the kill.  Abe had a brother who died a month after birth. His mother taught him to read despite his fathers objection. He and his father, Thomas, were both good storytellers. Thomas was considered the best carpenter so work was easy to find. He made a tiny one room schoolhouse, which Abe attended. He only attended school for a year total, though.

His mother died when he was nine. Thomas got married a year later. His new wife encouraged Abe to read as well even though she was illiterate.On Abe's 11th birthday Sarah got him a journal.
Abe's father watched his dad die before his 21st.birthday, by a vampire and his mother also. This caused Abe to want to kill every vampire in America. Sarah liked how Abe read. She adored him. Abe burnt the family bible out of anger for God to create vampires. Abe was now obsessed with the killing of vampires. Abe had a son Robert.

Abe stayed up entire night on his search for vampires. Abe found a woman vampire with a child. The woman almost killed Abe, he was saved by a rope boat that dragged her away, he was unconscious after that. He awoke with Henry Stuffed, who had rescued him, and asked immediately about the boy, who was safe now.
His belonging which Abe lost were rescued.

Abe asked why he didn't kill him. Henry responded with "are vampires not individuals." He was obsessed with searching for the source.Only those Vampires possessing the strongest will, survive past the fourth century not bored. Henry taught Abe how to hunt vampires.

By the nineteenth year of his life, Abe had filled his journal. He then meets Edger Allen Poe who he mistakes for  for a vampire because of his black dressings. Poe met his first vampire when he was writing.

PART II
Vampire Hunter

He was introduced to Graham Offutt, who was a schoolteacher and shared Abe's love for books.
Graham proofread and corrected Abe's writing.
Abe vampire hunting stopped for the time being until he was stopped by a vampire. Jack wanted to know all that Abe know about killing vampires.
Abe lost his job due to a store opening closer to the river. He continues to train Jack.

Abe was elected to serve captain of his platoon against the Indians. He led a person who played an important role in his political career, John Todd Stuart, the cousin of his to be wife. 23 votes separated him from a seat in Congress. He set out to run a profitable store in New Salem. His store closed with a $200 dollar dept. He was elected to Illinois State Legislators on August 4, 1834. He fell madly in love with Ann Mayest Rutledge, that year as well, Abe was talking about love so much.

Jack killed a vampire, he really beat him, pretending it was Abe. They were parted by his Legislative responsibilities, though, after that he rushed back to her. John MacNamer posed the only real threat to their happiness, because he asked for her hand already. Ann died, when John came and visited her.Just like Abe's mother, she died by a vampire.

Abe wrote Henry and asked him to kill John. For the next few days Abe was stripped of all his weapons for fear of him killing himself. He almost killed himself with a rifle his friends forgot but at the last moment did not. Henry offered Abe to bring her back, he refused because it would not be the same.

Henry then captured John, the person who killed Ann, and offered Abe to take his vampirous life.
Henry killed Ann. It took Abe a while to get over her death. He won't help others because there was no profit in it. Abe now was a legislature, so his vampire huntings were left when he traveled from town to town with his fellow judges. Lincoln was fighting Elizabeth Schildhaus.

He killed her by use of fire. He used to set vampire houses on fire in mid day and they would either burn by flame or light.He thought less of Anne Rutledge for his legislature duties in the day and his hunting of vampires at night. Stuart introduced his sister Mary Todd, to Lincoln. They both lost their mothers early in their life. She and Abe were engaged in 1820. Mary Todds father had slaves for his mansion. He got her fathers permission.

He broke off the engagement with Mary. He went to Lexington and saw tons of slaves. In the house in Lexington his nightmares were no more. The sight of slaves make him sick. Speed didn't mourn his fathers death because of what he did for slave and vampires. A vampire was fighting with Speed

Abe saved him. Abe got married to Mary Todd.They had a son, Robert. In 1843 he hung up his hunting of vampires and won state legislature. A vampire, Armstrong, was teaching anatomy. Abe was told of a Dr Joseph McDowells laboratory with humans waiting to be harvested on shelves.
Jack ruined the lab with a gun shot through the tombs.

On August 3, 1846, Abe was elected to the House.He arrived in DC in December of the following year. Had a son Edward Baker in March.of 1846.Washington DC wasn't completed when he took office or in his lifetime. He didn't like the abundance of slaves in DC. Abe introduced a bill to end slavery that never past. There was so much talk of vampires within DC.

Abe had a dream of his house being robed and vampires killing his son. Vampires seemed freedom in Europe so they came to America.America let the vampire consentration out of Europe. Abe didn't run for congress after his term

Both his boys were killed. Mary-Todd didn't know about vampires or that her husband killed them. Abe had another son, William. In 1857, Abe survived his first assination attempt. Abe dreamt he was at a play of Macbeth, and the friends he went with and his wife died.  His voyage to the White House began February 11, 1861.

Just a month after election South Dakota suceeded. Three days Abe left, the south made a Constitution. On March 4, 1861 he was sworn in.
The first shot of the war was on April 11, 1861. Vampires were fighting with the South. Lincolns son, Willie, got sick because he was bitten, his father saw that he was cared for by the best doctors, he died. Lincoln wanted to strike God down because he took his son.

Mary mourned her son for a very long time. After Gettysburg, Lemon resigned his position as Abe's vampire bodyguard. When Abe began his second term the war was almost over. April 9, 1865 the war officially ended. Vampires moved to South America, Europe and the Orient. John Wilkes Booth was a vampire. John was a very emotional actor, he had outburst. His first shot didn't kill Abe. He died two days later